thosefuckingpuppets:

not just grand. serendipitous.

figure i’ll toss you a fancy word cause i know you like em.

how’s life at age whatever the shit you are?

Not much different from your life at 16, I’d wager.

I mean, there have to be constants in the relentless stream of inconsistencies.

Jane’s perky disposition, Roxy’s helpless inebriation, Jake..

I’d stick with describing it as routine.

thosefuckingpuppets:

whole lot more where that came from kid

try to keep up

make a goddamned living off that fine, fine art and business is booming

And by some stroke of luck I happened to be talking to an older version of me all along. Isn’t that fucking grand?

intermittentexplosivekarkles:

WELL ALRIGHT THEN. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT AND NOT SMASHING YOUR HEAD ON THE SIDE OF THE METAPHORICAL POOL.

I think you’ve finally gotten it. And in record time too.

Color me impressed, kid.

intermittentexplosivekarkles:

thedirkstrider:

As good as can be expected.
Trying to live on the edge, you know?

One foot off the diving board, preparing for the tides to turn in my favour so I can take the mighty leap into the precipice below.

I DON’T THINK IT’S SAFE TO HAVE A DIVING BOARD IN A TIDE POOL.

It was a facetious allusion to the events that will soon transpire.

But I can see where you’d get the idea.

thosefuckingpuppets:

thedirkstrider:

thosefuckingpuppets:

that’s courage wisdom and power if memory serves

been a while since i’ve played any zelda

if internet curiosity and boredom was a triforce it’d look like this

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That it is.

And you really are bored, aren’t you?

nah just perfect chance to beat a dead meme with a stick til the rigor mortis goes away.

then i can thread strings through its limbs and make it dance.

it’s eerie.

like a blog that’s been abandoned for years and still gets comments.

the owner got killed in some tragic accident and nobody told their online friends

i wonder if kids today will be writing passwords into their wills when they get that old

You know, I think I like you.

You seem to be able to appreciate the fine art of puppetry at least.

thosefuckingpuppets:

that’s courage wisdom and power if memory serves

been a while since i’ve played any zelda

if internet curiosity and boredom was a triforce it’d look like this

▲
▲ ▲

That it is.

And you really are bored, aren’t you?

intermittentexplosivekarkles:

thedirkstrider:

Well, fuck. I can’t say I expected that.

Sounds like you’ve found the skeleton key to all your problems.

PRETTY MUCH. WHAT ABOUT YOU? HOW’S LIFE GOING FOR YOU?

As good as can be expected.
Trying to live on the edge, you know?

One foot off the diving board, preparing for the tides to turn in my favour so I can take the mighty leap into the precipice below.

intermittentexplosivekarkles:

I USED TO BE IN A HOSPITAL, SPECIFICALLY LOCKED IN A ROOM THERE. BUT I’M LIVING WITH MY ADOPTIVE DAD SLASH BEST BRO NOW.

Well, fuck. I can’t say I expected that.

Sounds like you’ve found the skeleton key to all your problems.

chainsawsandfashion:

Do I

And Who Might This Acquaintance You Refer To Be

She goes by uranianUmbra.

Does the name ring a bell?